
A Hard Inox Life
Inox Restaurant Opens
We’re receiving reports of high rates of Inoxication.
Details are still coming in, but early studies suggest the cause to be overindulgence in new Tysons Corner restaurant
Inox, opening today.
Participants report temptations of gourmet American fare, including truffled patty
melts and Berkshire pork prepared two ways and served over black trumpet mushrooms and Brussels sprouts.
Menu items are also
being paired with an impressive array of wines from long cellars throughout the space.
Keep in mind that
many are caught unaware as they lounge in the velvet booths beneath delicate Calder-like light fixtures.
The cozy lounge
and lengthy bar will offer alternative shelter.
We recommend immediate Inoxulation.
Inox,
1800
Tysons Boulevard, Tysons Corner (703-790-4669 or inoxrestaurant.com).